The Biking Chronicles of Pedal Bob Braino # 8 - "That Ain't No Duck!"

Oone fine morning, Pedal Bob rode a tight twisting singletrack. Approaching a blind, tight switchback, he heard the rider in front of him yelled "DUCKKKK!". He looked at the switchback and saw a junglefowl perching on the branch of a small tree beside the turn. He negotiated the switchback, head turned as if glued to the fowl and yelled loudly, wanting to correct the rider in front of him, "THAT AIN'T NO DUCK, THAT WAS A CHIC.....". Before he could finish his yelling, there was a loud smack. The branch dangling across the trail gave Bob a mighty fine slap on his face. That was for not ducking...