Pujangga Roda/Off Camber

Wise Words for Mountainbikers;

# 1 "Drink not water that passes the second bladder"
#2 "You don't have to find a mountain to do mountainbiking"
#3 "Bringing you granny along in your ride does not help you in your climb"
#4 "Removing your brakes does not make you the fastest downhiller"
#5 "Being called a handle-bar does not mean that you can hang you six-pack or teh tarik or any sort of beverages on it"
#6 "The most expensive mountain bike part is...the kick stand. That's why you hardly see them on a mountain bike. It's darn expensive. Only few can afford it."
#7 "One quick way of silencing the noisy irritating squeaking sound of your brake is to dab the disc with lube oil. However, that irritating noise may come from another source, your mouth, as you yell your lung out, when your brake fails to grab hold to the disc."
#8"When the rider in front of you yell "DUCK!". Don't go looking around for that quackin' creature. Lower your head instead. Else, you might see ducks circling your head.
#9"Carry spare tube that fits your wheel and tyre. Diameter, size and valve type. Don't ever carry the spare tube of your motorcycle..."
#10 "There's no newbies, just sleeping giants waiting to be awakened"
#11 "If you feel that mountainbiking is a major pain in the butt, you could have lost your saddle".
#12"Crashes happen when you least expect them to happen".
#13 "Crashes happen on the day you decide not to wear your protective gear".
#14 "The toughest ride is the one you have not ridden".
#15 "Help build trails. You'll learn to appreciate the trails more"
#16 "Don't pray for lighter bike, pray for stronger legs"
#17 "The increase in performance is not directly proportionate to the increase in amount spent on upgrades."
#18 "You don't treat a snake bite with anti-venom"
#19 "GIGO - Garbage In, Garbage Out.  If you bring garbage INto the trail, bring your Garbage Out.  Help preserve nature."
#20 "Love your wife.  Love her more when she lets you go out cycling"

Pujangga Roda Untuk Pengayuh MTB

#1 "Kuasa sesebuah MTB ialah 2 kuasa kaki, bukan pada bilangan gear MTB"
#2 "Mulakan berbasikal sebelum doktor menasihati anda untuk memulakannya"
#3 "Berlatih berkayuh di kawasan berbukit dan ada anjing akan membantu meningkatkan kelajuan kayuhan mendaki anda"

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