Pedal Bob was riding down a tight singletrack. After negotiating a switchback, he came head-on with Raging Bull Lee, a burly, muscular, notorious, big bully of the trail. Bob ground to a halt. Speechless...Bull Lee's reputation had reached his ear and that sent down a cold chill down his spine.
Bull Lee also stopped. Grunted and in his coarse loud voice "I ain't givin' way to a stupid jackass", he yelled. His burning eyes stared at Bob. Bob felt so small. He nearly emptied his bladder there and then. He quickly moved his bike aside and in his stammered voice "Al..right.tt.t.t, I g..g...g..give way to the ..the..the..stupid jack...ass".